Tits Up!
So how do you relax a tit?
How to avoid sleeping on it?
A muscle I've strained
A pectoral has been sprained -
And for work I'm now unfit!
Does it nestle into a sling?
Does it snuggle into anything?
It's an odd kind of place
Between cotton and lace -
The bra that holds everything!
I've somehow hurt my breast,
My boob's now got to rest,
But in what position
And shape or transition?
So what kind of posture is best?
In my boob I'm rubbing gel
From the chemist that they sell.
Going to have a tipple
To help aid my nipple
Tits up - what the hell!
Linda Lawrence
(Not even worth a copyright!)
5th May 2011
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