Disqualify!
Am missing Corrie and the Chase
And
checking the time on the clock face.
The News
at ten is now on at half past
Tomorrow's
weather - wrong time and forecast.
All the
loose women have gone awry
Don’t know how
and don’t know why!
But they
have lost their womanly slot
And what
is good in the honey pot.
Television
viewing is now under attack,
Great old favourites
have now been put back.
Emmerdale
and the great London Eastenders;
The
feeling I get is of a contender!
Gone are the
familiar faces
Yorkshire,
Manchester, familiar places,
Tipping
point, tipping coins - simplicity
Answering
questions over a cup of tea.
I switch
on the TV and what do I see?
A ball
being kicked, a whistle blowing referee!
Missing
soaps and murders I didn't foresee -
And pay
every year for this 'great' BBC!
The fights, the fallouts intrigue and drama
Somehow
when watching makes me feel calmer!
I
like enjoy catastrophe in casualty.
The
soaps, the acting the inhumanity.
It's all
gone wrong and very cockeyed
Just want
it all back and be goggle-eyed!
This
really is unjustified
They
should go home and be disqualified!
I wish the
chit chat of the panel
Would find
themselves another channel
With all
the commentary and the flannel
Am finding
it more and more like banal
Every four
years has become a dread -
Not
everyone is a fan it must be said!
To indulge
in programs with what should be on
And want
what is now on TV - just be gone!
Copyright
Linda Lawrence
28th
November 2022
