Tuesday, 22 October 2019

In our wisdom


In our wisdom

One day we may lose our teeth
All of them one by one.
It would be a huge relief
To just be left with some gums.

No flossing, or glossing,
No braces or toothpaste.
No dentist, hygienist
To say ‘they’re not the cleanest’!

No molars, incisors
Or toothbrush with mint;
Wisdoms' don’t make you wiser
Dentists just leave you skint!

No filings or drillings
Or extracts or tooth cracks
No invoice for billing.
It’s expensive - a fact.

No whitening, that’s frightening,
Oral surgery for cavities.
Your mouth now widening;
Will be over soon thankfully.

No crowns, nor frowns -
Decay’s bad today.
No plaque breakdowns
There’s no getting away.

After all that care, you despair
We’ll lose them anyway!
It’s got us all nowhere!
And you'll still have to pay!

Copyright Linda Lawrence

In a strange mood one autumnal evening 2019

Monday, 14 October 2019

Let's talk!


Let’s talk!

We need to talk
We need to touch base!
Have a good squawk
We need face to face.

We need a good chat
And want to catch up.
Not this WhatApp crap!
Am getting mixed up!

I don’t want to Skype
It’s like reality TV!
Don’t want to gripe -
Just want PC free!

And while the emojis
Are very amusing,
Some look like banshees
And somewhat confusing!

We need to speak
And tattle and babble
Over a glass or two
And a game of scrabble!

We need to chatter
Confab and converse;
Sit here and natter
Even if it’s perverse...

Is that you with an email?
This can be so unforgiving!
Or did you send a thumbnail
In fact, are you still living!

So let’s get together
Conversations’ got poor,
Just send me a text-
You only live next door!

Copyright Linda Lawrence
14th October 2019