Can't give it away!

Can’t give it away

Would you care for some passata

With your starter?

Yeah, I know it’s hellish

But how about some cucumber relish –

Before they all perish?

Or some lettuce with pickle?

Now let’s not be fickle!

Eat some with your dinner

(You might well become thinner)

Along with some tomato sauce -

With your high tea of course!

Think there are plenty of bean sprouts

From our euro friends the crouts

For a late evening gnaw

That crawls with e coli galore

To serve at every meal

That might make you feel ill....

Well that’s the news for today

You can’t even give this lot away.

Copyright Linda  Lawrence

7^th June 2011