Wednesday, 29 December 2021

Ode to Ray!

 

Ray poem...

 

He's got a kind heart

Cooks great parsnips!

Never want to part

But can't get to grips

That wherever he sits

The remote control

Appears by his side

Like a pothole!

From the TV guide

From channel to channel

While on his backside

With the control panel!

Seeing so much while he flicks

From laughter to sadness

Travel countries 

He's so transfixed!

And while he swaps

The programmes around

Turns it up 

And turns it down!

The news, the soaps

The competitors 

All full of hope

He's like a predator!

 

I bought him a chocolate

Remote control

To confuse him last year

But he ate it whole!

I've not given in

To this quirky obsession

And really think

It should be in my possession! 

 

December 2021

 

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