Out of Salts....

Out of Salts....

Forget the Pessary -

It’s not necessary!

And a suppository is messy.

Got my own

Pharmaceutical recipe -

Which is great therapy!

And it’s bought readily!

Not on prescription

Will give a description.

I’ve blown the hormones,

Thrown the progesterone,

Giving up on the oestrogen!

Binned all the unknowns.

Had a face like thunder

Been on fire down under.

Is it time I wonder?

Gone through cycles,

Read all things vital

And childbirth;

Given stuff a wide berth.

Now it’s time for revival!

Ditched the cream

That got into my blood stream;

The sheets got greasy

If you know what I mean.

There’s been a hitch,

It’s been a bitch

This burning itch!

(Needed to switch)

And I know it’s not the

Doctors fault

Trying all those enzymes.

And there have been times

I’ve been caught short

And felt out of sorts.

Had a douche

And after a whoosh -

The fire’s gone out

Less dry, was a drought!

Having bought

Some Epsom salts!

Copyright Linda Lawrence

1^st September 2017