Christmas 2026
Eaten too much , feel like a pig in a blanket,
The processco, the wine , the Baileys, we drank it!
Filled with chocolate and Quality street
After eating the leftover Christmas meat!
The wishbone and the parsons' nose,
The only things that were disposed ,
The red cabbage with apple is best of all
Mixed in with pudding and alcohol.
And all the tastes from different cheese,
Doesn't help with the Christmas disease,
The beef , the turkey, the bacon ham,
All part of the big eat Christmas plan!
Crackers , snackers , really matters -
Goes well with all the Christmas platters!
We'll be fit to drop if we don't go pop
And take all the tight clothes to the charity shop!
Brandy cream , so much in our bloodstream !
A detox will lure us to the extreme!
Mince pies, too. Many fries,
Seems like we've all grown out and sidewise!
Once a year, for a few days,
We all eat unhealthy in so many ways.
The parsnip, squash, carrot mixed in oil
The extra potatoes on the boil !
Pickled onions, red cabbage , Christmas cake,
What do our stomachs' look like for goodness sake!
Twiglets , nuts , rot in our guts
And tomorrow, we'll have the same in cold cuts!
Sweets, treats - just too much to eat!
Sweets, treats – just too much to eat!
Keep on like this, we’ll all be obese
It’s got to a point where I can’t see my feet
Think ‘Christmas food should be made obsolete!
Copyright Linda Lawrence
Christmas 2025
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