True
story...
My
day started off when my pussy cat
Left
a pile behind on my welcome mat!
I
didn’t discover until my slippers stood flat
Now
trod right in and spread all the shat!
Stood
in my Pyjamas and to my dismay,
Woke
up to this pile that was on display!
Not
a good start to a busy day and
Don’t
quite know what she was trying to say!
Isn’t
it fortunate to tread in some muck?
But
felt today I just wasn’t in luck!
It
wasn’t the first time that lightning had struck;
There
are times in life that it will just suck.
I
honestly didn’t know where to begin
But
parted with slippers in the landfill bin!
At
six in the morning, took it all on the chin
And
hosed down the mat to clean the damn thing!
The
kitchen stunk of all things vile;
And
son said farting wasn’t really my style.
And
All I wanted to do was to run a mile,
Get
on with my day and be versatile!
Though
glad of the slippers on my plates of meat
Imagine
the squelching between the toes on my feet!
Using
colourful language I would not repeat,
Hold
my hand up and scream at defeet!
Linda
Lawrence
26th
October 2016
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