Muesli

Muesli

I know it’s good for you and me

But it should have stayed in Germany!

And the Swiss probably think its bliss;

Would much rather give it a miss!

It’s probably best value for money

But even with added runny honey

It tastes like milk-soaked cardboard;

Assorted pieces like mixed up hardboard!

An early morning breakfast call;

Would rather not get up at all!

With some flakes and added nuts.

(Apparently beneficial for our guts)

Am thinking is this really rabbit food,

To others, this would sound quite rude.

Pieces of fruit, some berries dried,

Great for the digestive system I cry!

But personally, this is not for me;

It tastes like wood-chips from a tree!

With all the seeds and chewy grains

At least with this, weight wouldn’t gain.

And plenty of other leathery stuff

One tiny teaspoon is quite enough!

But as this passes down my throat

At least today I’ve had my oats.

Linda Lawrence

Copyright 17^th August 2015

In a bid for a bra!

In a bid for a bra

There's something about my extra bits

The reason why my bras don't fit!

They feel so squashed in an f cup;

They feel so tight and bundled up.

I've travelled so wide and far

To find a sensible fitting bra,

Got a lot on top, enough to share

But others would say, it's just not fair!

Got to get this off my chest

Coz there are times I feel hard pressed,

I really should be feeling blessed

But other times, I get so stressed!

It's not fair - I've been outbid

By some other person by just a quid!

I bid again and upped my price,

With others, now that's not so nice,

They have the volume just like mine,

Might have better luck next time.

There are times they feel compressed

And I do like to keep abreast.

Behind the blue and silver screen,

Has the size of in-between.

The deal is done and it's a clinch

From e bay, and the extra inch!

Linda Lawrence

5th August 2015