In a bid for a bra!

In a bid for a bra

There's something about my extra bits

The reason why my bras don't fit!

They feel so squashed in an f cup;

They feel so tight and bundled up.

I've travelled so wide and far

To find a sensible fitting bra,

Got a lot on top, enough to share

But others would say, it's just not fair!

Got to get this off my chest

Coz there are times I feel hard pressed,

I really should be feeling blessed

But other times, I get so stressed!

It's not fair - I've been outbid

By some other person by just a quid!

I bid again and upped my price,

With others, now that's not so nice,

They have the volume just like mine,

Might have better luck next time.

There are times they feel compressed

And I do like to keep abreast.

Behind the blue and silver screen,

Has the size of in-between.

The deal is done and it's a clinch

From e bay, and the extra inch!

Linda Lawrence

5th August 2015