Yellowy fever...
My daughter (somehow) lost her shoe
Off a
railway station onto the track!
She said 'Oh
damn it
My favourite
yellow footwear'!
Felt
embarrassed to look and go back!
She phoned
her fella in total despair -
'I can't
possibly hop all the way home'!
He said 'But
supposing there's more shoes
And they
can't find yours'?
'But I'm a
size two'! (She swore down the phone)
'There'll
only be one bright yellow shoe -
To match my
yellow knit hat'!
In between
the the strongest of volts
And the high
speed trains -
'I'm sure
they won't mind about that'?
So 999 was
dialed;
The fire
fighters in their full regalia.
The bravest
of men
Took
tentative steps
Threw
themselves into shoe-finding mania.
But alas, it
was much too late,
Run over, looked
like a strip of long paint.
Stuck on the
wheel - the brightest of yellows
Looked like
a strobe lighting
And the
people of London felt faint.
The trains
and city came to a halt,
Coz there's
a new type of bug going 'round
(Some kind
of yellowy fever)
She's been
told to use more super glue
So her shoes
in the future don't leave her!
For my daft
daughter
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