Level Three!
Am muddling
through
And struggling
too.
It makes me mad
And also sad,
That this is
going to take
Several months
to do!
I think of
apostrophes
While making
some tea;
The Maths I
hate the most;
And those quotes!
There must be
easier ways
To divide up
some toast?
Learn how to
proof read
And how to
succeed!
Become a number
one shopper;
The best of
floor moppers!
After all said
and done
This could be
quite fun!
Level three;
For the price
tag of 20p!
And ‘goggle’
eyed!
And goodness’
knows
I’ve tried!
(Need a glass
of Bordeaux)
To improve my
arithmetic
Just a little
bit!
But what this got
to with it?
Though I hate
to admit
That I haven’t
a clue
What I’m
striving to do!
Start with a
capital letter!
Begin to speak
a bit better!
Has punctuation
changed?
Or been
rearranged
Or has it
always been the same -
Completely unchanged?
I have started a
unit
And don’t want
to ruin it;
It’s way past
the witching hour
And the P.C.'s now moon lit
So many
different ways
To get through
the day!
Oh let’s have a
gripe!
Prefer to type,
than write!
Watch my P’s’
and Q’s’
Don’ts’ and
do’s’
That I’ll have
to attend to.
And this is
déjà vu.
I will learn
how to read;
Learn how to
proceed;
Learn how to
write;
Law and human
rights;
Have a second
sight;
Be more polite!
Tho’ at the end
of it all
I will be a lot
older;
Feel a lot
bolder!
It is rather
dire,
I might have to
retire
And give it the
cold shoulder...
Linda Lawrence
20th
May 2015